Turn this money into tax shelters,
if you are who you say you are.

Man does not live on tax cuts,
“but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.”

If you really are who you say you are,
jump off the Statue of Liberty.
You have angels enough to bear you up.

No need for ridiculous challenges.
“You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.”

Behold, I will give to you all
the conservative judges you wish,
and a Chief Justice like mine
who will protect you
from trial
no matter what.
If you are who you say you are.

You have traded me
for your favorite causes.
You have led my followers
to lose their souls
to worship you
with total allegiance
with cold and cruel payback
for straying
from your every whim and diktat.
You have lied
16,000 times,
and counting.
Since Satan is the Father of Lies,
what does that make you,
what does that make your followers?

“You shall worship the Lord your God
him only shall you serve.”